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		<title>Guess who&#8217;s back? Tell a friend, tell a friend, tell a friend</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:03:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s the return of the giant link-list email newsletter thing, now consolidated into a blog post for yourmy convenience. Would anyone be interested in an occasional mix-CD? Bacon. A food so delicious that the bible forbids it. Sin with me: bacon cupcakes, Mike Nelson of Mystery Science Theater 3000 commits suicide by bacon, bacon explosion, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s the return of the giant link-list email newsletter thing, now consolidated into a blog post for <strike>your</strike>my convenience. Would anyone be interested in an occasional mix-CD?</p>
<p>Bacon. A food so delicious that the bible forbids it. Sin with me: <a href="http://blog.rifftrax.com/2009/01/31/bacon-stupidity/" mce_href="http://blog.rifftrax.com/2009/01/31/bacon-stupidity/" target="_blank">bacon cupcakes</a>, <a href="http://blog.rifftrax.com/2009/01/31/bacon-stupidity/" mce_href="http://blog.rifftrax.com/2009/01/31/bacon-stupidity/" target="_blank">Mike Nelson of Mystery Science Theater 3000 commits suicide by bacon</a>, <a href="http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/" mce_href="http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/">bacon explosion</a>, <a href="http://www.mcphee.com/items/11847.html" mce_href="http://www.mcphee.com/items/11847.html">get that bacon out of your teeth with bacon floss</a>, <a href="http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/choccoveredbacon.jpg" mce_href="http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/choccoveredbacon.jpg" rel="lightbox[253]">chocolate bacon</a> and the coup de bacon, <a href="http://www.davidlebovitz.com/archives/2008/03/candied_bacon_i_1.html" mce_href="http://www.davidlebovitz.com/archives/2008/03/candied_bacon_i_1.html">candied bacon ice cream</a></p>
<p>File under &#8220;and people say I&#8217;m hard to shop for&#8221;: <a href="http://www.dumbrellastore.com/products/happiest-vagina-shirt-pink" mce_href="http://www.dumbrellastore.com/products/happiest-vagina-shirt-pink">happy vagina t-shirts</a>, <a href="http://www.elseware.to/products/aq.htm" mce_href="http://www.elseware.to/products/aq.htm">aquarium toilet</a>, <a href="http://www.coroflot.com/public/individual_file.asp?specialty=4&amp;c=1&amp;portfolio_id=1933527&amp;individual_id=246901" mce_href="http://www.coroflot.com/public/individual_file.asp?specialty=4&amp;c=1&amp;portfolio_id=1933527&amp;individual_id=246901">check out the speakers on her</a>, <a href="http://www.smellmeand.com" mce_href="http://www.smellmeand.com">vagina perfume</a></p>
<p>File under &#8220;like goldy, but with iron&#8221;: <a href="http://gretachristina.typepad.com/greta_christinas_weblog/2009/02/helping-the-poor-.html" mce_href="http://gretachristina.typepad.com/greta_christinas_weblog/2009/02/helping-the-poor-.html">Catholic church needs to read the bible more, apparently</a></p>
<p>Questions are a burden to others, answers a prison for oneself: <a href="http://www.cliqueclack.com/tv/2009/01/07/the-prisoner-is-free-and-online/" mce_href="http://www.cliqueclack.com/tv/2009/01/07/the-prisoner-is-free-and-online/">http://www.cliqueclack.com/tv/2009/01/07/the-prisoner-is-free-and-online/</a></p>
<p>Science! It works, bitches! : <a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/02/13/tattoo-ink-monitors-blood-glucose-levels/" mce_href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/02/13/tattoo-ink-monitors-blood-glucose-levels/">Tattoo changes color with glucose levels.</a></p>
<p><a href="http://improveverywhere.com/2009/02/09/high-five-escalator/" mce_href="http://improveverywhere.com/2009/02/09/high-five-escalator/">Rob wants to give you a high five!</a></p>
<p>So&#8230;about that salmonella peanut butter: <a href="http://consumerist.com/5155874/how-does-salmonella-get-into-peanut-butter-bird-feces" mce_href="http://consumerist.com/5155874/how-does-salmonella-get-into-peanut-butter-bird-feces">bird shit.</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6c7_1232290490" mce_href="http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6c7_1232290490">Freebase caffeine</a></p>
<p>There are no words for <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3SzmfZ6F24&amp;eurl=http://blog.rifftrax.com/2009/02/09/beware-of-starfish-hitler/&amp;feature=player_embedded" mce_href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3SzmfZ6F24&amp;eurl=http://blog.rifftrax.com/2009/02/09/beware-of-starfish-hitler/&amp;feature=player_embedded">Starfish hitler</a></p>
<p><a mce_href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/4858855a11.html" href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/4858855a11.html">Science makes a mermaid.</a></p>
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		<title>also also, modest mouse is coming!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 18:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joseph Palmer: Perscuted For Wearing The Beard &#8211; Jon Dyerâ€™s Blog. Now that&#8217;s a man with commitment to facial hair. Cupid&#8217;s getting kinkier every fucking year &#8220;makes you feel pleasure&#8221; is surprisingly not in the top 10. I have long been both a lecherous pervert and fascinated with the brain and mind, so naturally this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.dyers.org/blog/archives/2008/04/14/joseph-palmer-perscuted-for-wearing-the-beard/">Joseph Palmer: Perscuted For Wearing The Beard &#8211; Jon Dyerâ€™s Blog</a>. Now that&#8217;s a man with commitment to facial hair.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN1538938220080516">Cupid&#8217;s getting kinkier every fucking year</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/features/10-surprising-health-benefits-of-sex">&#8220;makes you feel pleasure&#8221; is surprisingly not in the top 10.</a></p>
<p>I have long been both a lecherous pervert and fascinated with the brain and mind, so naturally <a href="http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=the-orgasmic-mind&#038;sc=rss">this article on the orgasmic mind</a> was fascinating stuff to me. Scientific American also has a buncha jawsome articles that are semi-related, e.g. <a href="http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=affairs-of-the-lips-why-we-kiss">Why We Kiss</a>, which when you think about it, has got to be the most amazing caveman discover ever (&#8220;&#8230;so&#8230;if we put our food/noise/biting holes together <i>but don&#8217;t bite</i>&#8230;it feels good?&#8221; I&#8217;ve heard it theorized before that it started as a feeding ritual for those unable to feed themselves.) </p>
<p><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/verena-von-pfetten/why-women-gladly-date-ugl_b_100704.html">Life&#8217;s mysteries explained</a></p>
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		<title>stop or i&#8217;ll poke your eye out</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dave</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[from the women are vile and pernicious files: http://www.nature.com/news/2008/080226/full/news.2008.625.html and from the it&#8217;s only funny until someone gets hurt files: http://www.cbc.ca/canada/montreal/story/2008/02/26/qc-sadomacho-stbruno.html it&#8217;s not your fault you can&#8217;t find the fucking thing. ok, it really is:http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7254523.stm well, at least there&#8217;s proof that we just think differently now. Not that thousands of years of empirical evidence isn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>from the women are vile and pernicious files: <a href="http://www.nature.com/news/2008/080226/full/news.2008.625.html ">http://www.nature.com/news/2008/080226/full/news.2008.625.html </a></p>
<p>and from the it&#8217;s only funny until someone gets hurt files: <a href="http://www.cbc.ca/canada/montreal/story/2008/02/26/qc-sadomacho-stbruno.html">http://www.cbc.ca/canada/montreal/story/2008/02/26/qc-sadomacho-stbruno.html</a></p>
<p>it&#8217;s not your fault you can&#8217;t find the fucking thing. ok, it really is:<br /><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7254523.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7254523.stm</a></p>
<p>well, at least there&#8217;s proof that we just <i>think</i> differently now. Not that thousands of years of empirical evidence isn&#8217;t Just As Good As Proof. <a href="http://www.physorg.com/news122122203.html">http://www.physorg.com/news122122203.html</a></p>
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