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		<title>new and last email thing, I guess.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[So the email thing I send out got two bounce-backs from AOL users (you know who you are). So I have decided to skip the emails and just put this shit up on a blog. Enjoy &#8212; or don&#8217;t, whatever. If you would like to see the other &#8220;mails&#8221; that I sent out (which they [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So the email thing I send out got two bounce-backs from AOL users (you know who you are). So I have decided to skip the emails and just put this shit up on a blog. Enjoy &#8212; or don&#8217;t, whatever. If you would like to see the other &#8220;mails&#8221; that I sent out (which they no longer are, I guess) and don&#8217;t want to go through your email, click on the &#8220;<a href="http://reallyseriouswork.blogspot.com/search/label/email%20newsletter%20thing">email newsletter thing</a>&#8221; tag on the right hand side and that&#8217;ll take you to the other posts that I have labeled as such. </p>
<p>If you would still rather be emailed, <s>let me know and I&#8217;ll set something automagic up for you or something</s> enter your email address in the lower-right hand box for that sorta thing. It&#8217;s run by feedburner and I do not keep (or know) your email address, so I won&#8217;t be able to use it for anything.</p>
<p>The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World: <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_14979_6-most-terrifying-foods-in-world.html">http://www.cracked.com/article_14979_6-most-terrifying-foods-in-world.html</a><br />Seriously, it&#8217;s horrifying.</p>
<p>BEERTASTROPHE<br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=2151717824&amp;size=l">http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=2151717824&amp;size=l</a></p>
<p>MightyMon found this and I will forever be thankful: <a href="http://www.japanesebugfights.com/">http://www.japanesebugfights.com/</a></p>
<p>deep fried things that ought not to be deep fried: <a href="http://www.mirkocredito.com/FRITTURE2007/index.htm">http://www.mirkocredito.com/FRITTURE2007/index.htm</a></p>
<p>porn on blu-ray signals the coffin nails for HD-DVD: <a href="http://www.t3.com/news/blu-ray-porn?=35064">http://www.t3.com/news/blu-ray-porn?=35064</a> &#8212; this is actually more prevalent than most people realize; the porn industry informally choosing VHS over BETAMAX is what signaled the death-knell for Beta, really. And it was the invention of online porn that led to the &#8220;common man&#8221; deeper into the inter<s>webaolnet</s>net.  Porn and tech advances go hand in hand, <a href="http://rareerotica.blogspot.com/">no matter how old the tech is.</a></p>
<p>I will give a special surprise gift to anyone who actually prints this out and sends me a picture of them wearing it: <a href="http://www.brandonbird.com/halloween_treat.html">http://www.brandonbird.com/halloween_treat.html</a></p>
<p>Today&#8217;s cockle-warming story is not so much about heart-warming but actually about boob-cooling: <a href="http://loudounextra.washingtonpost.com/news/2008/jan/10/how-frozen-peas-started-movement/">http://loudounextra.washingtonpost.com/news/2008/jan/10/how-frozen-peas-started-movement/</a></p>
<p>I usually get my way by being the most patient motherfucker in the world, and if that doesn&#8217;t work then I am more of a prick, but I suppose this could be a useful way of dealing with annoying customer service: <a href="http://consumerist.com/341815/how-to-mind-control-customer-service-reps?source=rss">http://consumerist.com/341815/how-to-mind-control-customer-service-reps?source=rss</a></p>
<p>Lord of the Rings, if Tolkien had been diabetic: <a href="http://missedmanners.wordpress.com/2008/01/03/battle-of-pelennor-fields/">http://missedmanners.wordpress.com/2008/01/03/battle-of-pelennor-fields/</a></p>
<p>A game popular for centuries. <a href="http://www.exsorbeo.com/">http://www.exsorbeo.com/</a></p>
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