Yuk Bon

vacation: sucked, I worked on the house and w/ the fam (jesus they are tireless)

work: I am a hero and an unsung rockstar of unprecedented caliber. we had a server — the one and only web server, the one that has hard drives that grriiiiiiiinnnnnddddd when they spin up and has therefore not been turned off for 5 years and then because of a power failure, and not been updated for about 10 years — have it’s PSU blow up and catch fire. despite this, I was able to get us working (hobbled, but hey) for the few days it took to get the machine repaired.

i bought a jawesome! map in a magnelephant frame at my dad’s neighbors’ moving out garage sale. my ex-landlord is in foreclosure and I picked up 3 GTA games for 30 bux.

this morning i dreamt that had gone to sleep late (i had) and got woken up by my cell and it was she calling to say there were things unsaid. i never got to hear them because the alarm went off.

I just identified with Forrest Gump. Fuck you, Robert Zemekis, Fuck you Tom Hanks.

RAMEN!

quick notes: houses are a bitch, plumbers are expensive, a person who has just insulted your choice in homes blushes a lot, the hard rock casino is fugly in a sodom & gamorrah way*, also, I have interwebaolnet and telephone at the new home. Now I just have to actually set up a network the way I want it instead of a laptop in the kitchen.

*ok, why is it that sodomy is named after sodom but there’s not a sexual act named for gamorah? was gamorah’s wickedness different but sodom was just full of ass-fuckers? or they both did it but sodom was really promoting it — public anal sex or something — and gamorrah was just keeping it on the Down Low?